Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Houston, we have a squirter
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
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Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
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