OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
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Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
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My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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