It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
At least make sure they are 18
Why
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
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She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
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He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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