We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
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i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
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Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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