we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
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Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
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Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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