I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
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She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
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I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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