He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
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I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
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