I CAN MOONWALK!
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
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got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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