see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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