R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
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I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
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