But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
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Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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