people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
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My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
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Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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