He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
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I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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