porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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