Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
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It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
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I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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