Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
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Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
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drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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