i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
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I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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