hotel room ftw
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
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I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
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Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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