playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
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in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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