Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
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my poor anus
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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