would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
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You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
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Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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