Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
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No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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