So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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