i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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