Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i love accidental penises.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
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Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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