So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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