she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
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I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
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I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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