Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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