Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
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either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
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Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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