He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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