Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
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all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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