Define "chronic" masturbator.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
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you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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