i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
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and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
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I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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