i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
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It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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