I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i would punch a child for taco bell
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
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all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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