How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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