apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
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He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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