So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
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I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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