OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
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my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
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She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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