Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I am one with the molecules
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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