We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
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I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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