sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
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vagina is talking i cant
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
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Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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