They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I just had sex on a roof
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
True college students do jello shots in the library
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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