Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
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You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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