That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
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She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
She even gives head with a lisp.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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I just googled if crying burns calories
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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