Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
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He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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