Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
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I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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