Your dad touched me again.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
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I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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