She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
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I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
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We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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