i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
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I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
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we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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