What a fucking waste of an outfit
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
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My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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