when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
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I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
My bed smells like the plague
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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