I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
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You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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